Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
