Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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