okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
well most of my day revolves around power hour
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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