oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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