Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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