i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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