Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
