this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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