"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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