That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
not ubering you a puppy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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