yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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