my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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