I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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