i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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