He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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