So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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