This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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