what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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