Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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