I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
