His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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