Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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