How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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