Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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