See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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