Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize