Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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