We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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