I hate your face
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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