i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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