Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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