Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What a dumb baby whore.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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