So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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