She said her name was "party"
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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