We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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