Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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