I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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