Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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