You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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