if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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