Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
