I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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