I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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