Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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