no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You can make out without kissing
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