can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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