so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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