I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We are all done wearing pants today
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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