That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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