Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
the liver wants what the liver wants
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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