I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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