Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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