When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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