Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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