no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
