Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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